It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
Tom Hanks would like to talk to you about the Polar Express
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything
that’s what the government wants you to think
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.
always reblog rdj in his hooker heels